Loads of eating places have been run by absolute monsters so it makes good sense that Elon Musk has lengthy wished to toss his MAGA hat into the ring. Pete Wells stories that Tesla, Musk’s tanking firm and producers of the ugliest automobile you’ve ever seen, will quickly open a diner and drive-in theater in West Hollywood. The restaurant has formally been within the works since 2023, when Musk had already made it clear what an terrible particular person he’s, however earlier than he shoved his means into the federal authorities and began stripping it for elements.
The diner is already constructed and appears about pretty much as good as a Cybertruck, however there’s no opening date but as a result of no cooks appear to truly need to be concerned. Although, it could be tough to know who may really be engaged on the challenge as a result of, as Wells notes, anybody approached by Tesla in regards to the job is required to signal an NDA. And likewise deny that the NDA exists.
As such, we’re pressured to take a position as to what this Tesla diner may even serve. Contemplating the whole lot we learn about Elon Musk, we’ve received some concepts.
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Entrees
- CRISPR-y hen sandwich
- Ketamini sliders
- Membership sandwich that received’t open with out an app
- Massive balls (meatless meatballs, completely no sauce)
- AI-oli (it’s simply mayonnaise, made by AI)
For the Desk
Desserts
For each meal bought at this hypothetical Elon Musk restaurant, the billionaire will make one promise to donate $6 billion to finish world starvation. He’ll then give the cash to himself.
